Here's a list of signs to know if you are a mom of boys.

If you were to meet me without my children in tow, I am willing to bet that you would figure out I am a Boy Mom in a matter of moments. There are 40 Signs that illustrate you are a Mom of Boys and I’m sure that I display all of them proudly! If you know and love a Boy Mom or happen to be one yourself, you will appreciate this list! Boy Moms are clever people; we have to be quick thinkers and our reflexes are superb; so I have a feeling you will have a Sign You Are a Mom of Boys that I forgot, please make sure to share it in a comment!
Here's a list of signs to know if you are a mom of boys.

40 Signs You Are A Mom of Boys:

  1. You find toys in strange places.
  2. You have to clean the bathroom a few times a week.
  3. You’ve been peed on at least once. 
  4. You find yourself outside digging for worms, chasing lightning bugs, building sand castles and playing sports.
  5. Your house is never quite.
  6. Your grocery bills seem to grow weekly.
  7. You have the joy of smelling some of the weirdest smells.
  8. You carry a first aid kit everywhere you go.
  9. Laundry seems never-ending.
  10. You find rocks, toy cars, dirt, and food in pockets.
  11. Burps, farts, and armpit noises don’t bother you. It’s normal!
  12. They find their penis when they are babies and always find themselves playing with it.
  13. You find yourself saying “get your hands out of your pants” numerous times a day.
  14. You know all the names of the construction trucks and superheroes.
  15. Anything longer than a few inches will be used a sword, lightsaber or toy gun.
  16. Telling jokes never get old.
  17. Most of your child’s pants have holes in the knees.
  18. When you hear silence you begin to fear the worst.
  19. You’re exhausted and they’re still full of energy.
  20. Boys say what they think before they have time to think about what they say.
  21. You know the pain of stepping on legos and hot wheels.
  22. Your furniture is a jungle gym for the boys.
  23. Grasshoppers, Snakes, Rats, Lizards and anything that moves they want.
  24. You hear more conversations about doo-doo than any other.
  25. Sitting in a chair or on the couch is not as comfortable as sitting on mom.
  26. You get hand-picked flowers any time he sees them and no matter where he finds them. 
  27. Only mom can fix the boo-boos.
  28. The no balls in the house rule is repeated over and over.
  29. You get the best hugs and snuggles.
  30. When you tell them to walk instead they run which is their way of walking.
  31. Forts can be built anywhere out of anything.
  32. Peeing outside is so cool.
  33. Moms get asked why they don’t have a pee-pee or goobers.
  34. Boys always want to help mom.
  35. Water puddles were made to exist with boys.
  36. They rather rinse with the water hose than take a bath.
  37. The penis is a “big” topic as boys continue growing. They ask dad and their siblings who’re is bigger.
  38. Boys think little girls have cooties.
  39. No need to worry about styling hair or pretty clothes. 
  40. Being a mom of boys is totally awesome.

Do you have any signs your a mom of boys? We would love to hear them.

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